I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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