I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my being single is dangerous.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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