I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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