Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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