It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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