I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Do you have feelings for this penis?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I party with great urgency now.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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