in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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