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say what?
wanna hang out?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
