Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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