I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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