do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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