3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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