just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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