i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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