Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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