On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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