Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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