He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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