For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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