This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I need to sanitize my soul.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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