I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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