I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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