But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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