Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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