People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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