I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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