My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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