I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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