hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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