I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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