return my video game
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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