my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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