I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My penis needs a shock collar
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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