We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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