Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
