This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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