At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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