Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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