i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Randomize