Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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