i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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