You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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