Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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