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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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