how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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