You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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