Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize