if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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