we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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