You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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