idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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