Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
as a side note pls kill me
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