Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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